My Random Thoughts

Thursday, January 31, 2002

my wekend plans are changing like everyday. Now it's hopefully j-ville on saturday..but then the gasparilla parade is this saturday, and I was supposed to go with my "God baby's momma" AND it's my nephew's birthday, and I should probably make a cameo at his birthday party...ummm...j-ville it is..haha. I've been working on my tiffany page all day, and it's funny because no one will appreciate it but her and myself, but oh wel...this whole site is for me and my entertainment. it wasn't on of those, "if I make it...they will come.." freak that...I amuse myself...

yes the afro man pimpstress in the picture is yours truly...I look kind of good in a mustache..lol

.: posted by Princess Portia 1:25 PM

Wednesday, January 30, 2002

a shallow moment
yes I can be a bitch, yes I can be harsh and abrasive, I'm going to add shallow to this for today, (since some probably think I already am)
The Players
NotTheCar (yours truly)
1979HotBoy (theone who inspires my shallowness in this drama)

From: 1979HOTBOY
sent 1:03 PM Jan 30, 2002
did u get it

From: NotTheCar
sent 1:03 PM Jan 30, 2002
hold on 1 sec
From: 1979HOTBOY
sent 1:07 PM Jan 30, 2002
are u there
From: NotTheCar
sent 1:07 PM Jan 30, 2002
yeah...hold on 1 sec
From: NotTheCar
sent 1:08 PM Jan 30, 2002
gotta go check the email
From: NotTheCar
sent 1:10 PM Jan 30, 2002
did u not get my 500 IM's saying "BRB?" ru on the right/left?
From: 1979HOTBOY
sent 1:11 PM Jan 30, 2002
what is brb one i ali the other one is me on the right blue shirt there are other pic in there too
From: NotTheCar
sent 1:13 PM Jan 30, 2002
BE RIGHT BACK

From: 1979HOTBOY
sent 1:13 PM Jan 30, 2002
true
From: NotTheCar
sent 1:13 PM Jan 30, 2002
yeah I've seen u before
From: 1979HOTBOY
sent 1:15 PM Jan 30, 2002
where at
From: NotTheCar
sent 1:17 PM Jan 30, 2002
I don't know for sure, but I never forget a face
From: 1979HOTBOY
sent 1:17 PM Jan 30, 2002
i don't think u seen me
From: NotTheCar
sent 1:17 PM Jan 30, 2002
I'm absolutely positive I have
From: 1979HOTBOY
sent 1:18 PM Jan 30, 2002
where at
From: NotTheCar
sent 1:19 PM Jan 30, 2002
LIKE I SAID< I don't KNOW, but when I saw your face just then i had the exact same reaction I had when I saw you before
From: 1979HOTBOY
sent 1:19 PM Jan 30, 2002
what was that reaction
From: NotTheCar
sent 1:20 PM Jan 30, 2002
damn people are predictable.
From: NotTheCar
sent 1:21 PM Jan 30, 2002
of course you’d ask that
From: NotTheCar
sent 1:21 PM Jan 30, 2002
wait let me look at it again
From: 1979HOTBOY
sent 1:21 PM Jan 30, 2002
and u know this man
From: NotTheCar
sent 1:22 PM Jan 30, 2002
well online it was just a very blunt "oh"
From: NotTheCar
sent 1:23 PM Jan 30, 2002
and in person not even that
From: 1979HOTBOY
sent 1:38 PM Jan 30, 2002
ok so can i give u a call
From: NotTheCar
sent 1:42 PM Jan 30, 2002
you have my email addy
From: 1979HOTBOY
sent 1:44 PM Jan 30, 2002
WHAT ABOUT THE NUMBER

ummm did he not get my "you're ugly ignorant, and not interesting, and you use corny quotes from a movie that came out in 1995" hints?"
I was trying to be nice and polite, because I know I have a tendency to be cruel...but some people ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh I should post the picture so you would understand
damn, damn, damn these dirty old internet men!

.: posted by Princess Portia 5:32 PM

a lovely day off and what not
jinkies, I don't have to work today, absolutely amazing. But get this, I still had to wake up at 7, and I couldn't get back to sleep,grr. Oh, I have a wonderful quote from brandy's new song "what about,"
your words have no weight with me, because you're counterfeit I see that's just beautiful, where were those words the five million times I needed a nice rhyming way to tell a guy I could see through his raggedy game and he was a big fat assheadic loser?? Maybe I should write some friendly "association termination clauses," in advance. That'll be fun. Ok, I'm going to go do that, and I'll post them later...ciao4now!

.: posted by Princess Portia 10:30 AM

Tuesday, January 29, 2002

smoked turkey gives you gas, and other random thoughts....
Damn it's late, here I go losing motivation to update this page...ack
Ok, I have to warn you, what I'm about to type may ruin some's "oh so precious image of me" but oh well. This is the story of a fart. A ten second fart. We all know that the foods we love most are most likely to give us gas. Case in point: I had this bomb ass smoked Turkey Sub from Publix Sunday night. And you know how when you're driving and you have to fart, you just kind of lift up off your seat a little bit so it doesn't just lie dormant underneath you and then kill you when you get out of the car? Well, I did that, but while I'm lifting my butt up off of the seat to let one go, I'm turning left at a light. now I thought this was just going to be a little "poot." Like "toot" and that's it. But lo and behold, I start letting it go, and it's like "Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet" (I chose fweet cus it had a high trumpet note sound to it" I'm telling you, it was a damn ten second trumpet solo in b flat. I thought I was going to bust an intestine open or something! I had to lose like 4lbs of air weight. It was almost painful, but I was too in shock to feel anything. Ok, just thought I'd share that with you. On a less gaseous note, I got invited to go to louisianna this weekend, but ummm it's like super bowl weekend, and if I can't go to the game then I don't wan't to be admidst that madness! So I guess I'll have to wait another weekend to go..but wait, it's actually Ft. Polk that I'm having to make my major stop in, but eww...I don't think I want to go to that base at all..mad bad vibes (I'm starting to love that combination..mad bad..umm dork) yeah I've got pork with that base...get kind of nauseaous just thinking about it...wait..really, no I don't...but a major traumatizing incident in my history involved the words, "Ft. Polk." but ummm...that couldn't be any less important or relevant right now on January 29th 2002 (haha that was dramatic) which is why those random thoughts FOLLOWED my thoughts about farts and gas and etc.. ok, ummm anyhoo...Happy Early Valendooms Day! Ok disclaimer, t those reading that actaully know what the hell I'm talking about, just because this is referenced in my random thoughts, it in no way makes it a signifigant or frequent thought...hahaha..big fun for all

.: posted by Princess Portia 12:41 PM

Monday, January 28, 2002

ok, I just had to give myself props for putting ugly pictures of myself on my page...I think that takes some balls...ok, yeah I just wanted to have the disclaimer on here somewhere that I know that on some of these pics look rather frightening... ~~comment~~

.: posted by Princess Portia 10:19 AM

absolutely disgusting
Ok, this is changing from a random occurence to a conspiracy. I strongly believe that everyone I know came to my website, read my posts complaining about trying to carry on a conversation with me in my sleep, and decided to start doing it. No joke, last night I got like 8 consecutive, "wake up!" calls. And nooo, not as soon as I hang up the phone rings again, it was as soon as I get comfortable and almost back into dream mode, the phone would ring again. I have this thing about setting the sleep timer on the t.v. at night. I can't just go to sleep with the t.v. off. I have to fall asleep to the food network or msnbc. So every time someone called and woke me back up, I'd have to turn the t.v. back on and set the slep timer for another 30 minutes. Very, very frustrating. I've decided I need to travel even more. This month i'm going to Panama City, Orlando, and umm I don't know where else just yet. Oh, when I say, "this month" I'm referring to February. Oh! If you're trying to determine the perfect time to buy me something off of my wishlist, now is the time, don't wait until my birthday! The sooner stuff is taken off of the wish list the sooner I an add more stuff...heh heh heh.

.: posted by Princess Portia 8:43 AM

Sunday, January 27, 2002

I had something rather important to say...but then I forgot.
I also had someting kind of funny to say...but i forgot that too
Oh, one thing, why is it like 900 degrees in Tampa?? This is just not right. Last week I was buying every sweater coat (my latest clothing obsession) and now I cna't even where them....oh my jesusmary&joseph..the "while I'm asleep" calls continue...and now it's to the point where people say, "so! wake up!" It's like ??WTF???
I'm so proud of myself for making a weekend post...let it be a reflection of the kind of weekend I had...

.: posted by Princess Portia 10:15 PM

Friday, January 25, 2002

three posts in one day...hot damn I must have a lot to say (rhyme again)
ok, I'm actually inspired about the weekend now...Why?? you ask? Classified information, soldier. ~~MMMNNNT~~
just be happy that once again, the Portia will have an eventful weeked...you know, I really should give a more detailed account of some of the stuff that happens Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday even...but nahh, I would get so sued by some individuals...oh well...happy friday!

.: posted by Princess Portia 5:13 PM

~~why does pancake syrup make me dizzy???~~

.: posted by Princess Portia 9:30 AM

I hate when I have so much to say and I end up not saying any of it. It's Friday, but I'm like so...umm..whatever. None of my out-of-town friends are in town, which means I have to chill with "locals." Umm that didn't sound right. Ok, I know something that's bugging me...ok, if you call someone, they sound nearly unconscious, you ask "are you asleep?" and they say ,"yes" (or grunt somethng) DON'T ATTEMPT TO CONTINUE THE CONVERSATION!!! I won't remember it! I'm not listening to you! Even if I do grunt or growl every few minutes, it doesn't mean I'm listening. This is one of the easiest ways to get put on my shit list. Ok, now I know someone is reading this and wondering, "dang, is she talking about me?" YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...DON'T DO IT ANYMORE
I mean, I know once upon a time I used ot have a tendency to fake like I was asleep while I was in actuality competing in the bedroom olympics. But now, if I'm scrumping, I'll tell you, if I'm sleeping, I'll tell you...grrr

.: posted by Princess Portia 9:12 AM

Thursday, January 24, 2002

ok...I'm finished...
Has anyone seen that corny city high song for RWCHI???? Ughh city high's songs always make me angry...they're so damn positive...their albumis like one big after-school special..ummm....so I heard..lol. Awww I feel special, mom just called me and invited me out to lunch...how sweet...uh oh...what if she wan't to "have a talk?" Nahh..i think she jus loves me today.
Speaking of love...nahh I'm not going there right now...ok, I'm on my 4th cup of green tea...I'm feeling very earthy right now...

.: posted by Princess Portia 10:55 AM

You know what I hate?? High school type drama when you're in college. Maybe that means there's no escaping childish mentalities. Boys are dumb. Men are amazing, but boys are dumb. Umm..ok. I'm on the good end of my mood swings now, I wore pink today and my punky Portia hair (which is really growing on me) so what does that tell ya...green tea is the greatest...actually all tea is. I'm getting kind of worried, it's Thursday and I haven't decided what I'm going to do this weekend....hold on...gotta put on hand cream

.: posted by Princess Portia 10:16 AM

Wednesday, January 23, 2002

I learned something last night: never go to the Airport Porst Office...the line is like craaaaaaaaazy long, and you would think it's all kind of "professional important" type people, but noooooooo, it was like crackheads in business casual attire, and their 600 lb moms...ack! I actually started itching it was so scary in there. Tha happens to my sister when she's stressed...hmmm maybe I need some Paxil or something. But seriously, it was quite traumatizing. I've been feeling really anti-social these past few days and I don't know why. I couldn't even think of anything funny to call and tell my best friend..and I ALWAYS can come up with some silly thing to crack her up....damn. And it's weird when you know there are people that have a genuine "no motives" interest in you, and truly care about you, and they're cool people, but there alwyas seems to be something keeping you from being fooled up with them..hmmm. I don't know what it is, my sister would say, "I'm in a funk," but I don't know if I like that expression. While I'm on the deepressing (intentional spelling) tip...wait gotta sidetrack for a second...one of my co-workers just said to me, "you don't look too good today! Are you sick?" Ummm thanks, guy. I mean he's right, I have on my "I don't wanna be here face," but still... ok back to what I was saying which was umm..hold on let me read it................oh, ok. I'm ridiculously sick of Tampa. I really don't want to live in Fl. anymore, but I might go crazy without a beach, not that I go all the time, but just for GP. Ughhh mood swings suck..ok that's what it is..this freaking Depo-Provera....too much estrogen at once...I was wondering, because all of this moodiness was freaking me out..ok..I'm ok...almost feeling funny again even...just noticed I didn't type all of the supposed "deep" feelings I was just having..there goes that wall...

.: posted by Princess Portia 8:27 AM

Tuesday, January 22, 2002

A lovely, sleep-deprived Tuesday! BIG FUN! Let's see...what's interesting? I no longer have to worry about Micheal Jackson sock syndrome (lol keno) I bought some black socks. Ididn't sleep much, so I can't really differentiate between yesterday and today, so that's all i have to say... (lovely rhyme!)

.: posted by Princess Portia 3:15 PM

Monday, January 21, 2002

Why am I at work? Why am I at work? Why am I at work? This is like cruelty...to be at work on MLK day with absolutely nothing to do...I mean..at least let the black folks have the day off...ok I was wrong for that statement, but oh freaking well. I have some kind of important stuff to do...
I madwe a wondeful new friend this weekend....jinkies...
but yes, my premonitions were correct, this was a very eventful weekend. Lot's of laughter (thanks) I mean lot's. Lot's of food...Oh! And apparently, the giant austin power's head keychain I had on my keys had like mad bad karma (oh my..mad bad..she's so clever) because I misplaced my keys like 40 times, in the mall, and ummmm elsewhere. SO needless to say, I'm cute keychain-less now, for fear of having to wander aimlessy in a closed mall only to realize my key's were in vickie's secret the entire time....speaking of vickies, I fell into the "you save money when u buy 5 million of the product when all you wanted was a love spell hand cream" grrr...so I now am the proud owner of:
Sprays
* 2 love spell
* 1 exotic embrace
* 1 amber romance
* 1 pear glace`
Lotions/ Creams
* 1 love spell cream
* 1 exotic embrace cream
* 1 love spell lotion
* 1 secret crush cream
Shower Gels
* 1 love spell
* 1 exotic embrace
* 1 pear glace`
* 1 amber romance
* 1 secret crush

ok, this is just absolutely too much "smell good" from the same store...add to this all my St. Ives and dove and caress and softsoap shower gels, and all of my perfumes and etc...jinkies....well at least I never have an excuse to stink...ok...updating this was amusing for a moment..then I looked around and realized that I'm still at work...bye for now, must go frown at my supervisor whenever she walks by....

.: posted by Princess Portia 10:18 AM

Friday, January 18, 2002

It's Friiiiiiiiiiidayyyy! This week went kind of fast...I guess time flies when u don't have to count down the days until you have money in that bank. Let's see..this weekend...I'm going to O for my best friends little bday club hopping spree, might go to J on Sunday...since working monday is "optional" (double time and a 1/2 if I go, reg pay if I don't...hmmmm I love my job). But tonight is kind of foggy..I'm cooking chinese food for some friends right when I get off work, but an old friend of mine just got back from Saudi, and she'll probably want to go out, but umm...I'm rather hang with someone else and get "tha booty" (...well ummm have mine "gotten" by someone) oook..let me stop playing..T.M.I. But yeah, this should be a much more eventful weekend...I need to add a PS2 to my wish list...I am like hooked on FFX (is that the way the pros type it) I mean final fantasy ten....but I also want a nintendo so I can play duck hunt and mess up my tv because I have the gun right on the screen...ahh nostalgia...

.: posted by Princess Portia 8:53 AM

Thursday, January 17, 2002

Ok, so what if I'm being a bit compulsive about my web page, knowing my attention span, I'll be over it in less that a week. It's Thursday...closer to Friday, thus closer to payday, thus closer to groceries, thus closer to moving. I've decided that if I MUST have a roomate, they shall be of the male species. No..I'm not trying to have a live in scrump buddy...but the whole point of moving is to get AWAY from all this estrogen, and since I get along so well with men (heh heh) I think it will be a positve, healthy environment. (especailly if he has cute friends) I"M JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE FRIENDS PART! But seriously...I'm trying to move within a month...
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I've decided that I'm going to keep my hair short for a while, I'm loving all of the options I have with it...I can be "punky portia" (I'll have to post a pic of that, "professional portia," "pretty portia," "patient portia," <---- that would = when I actually curl all of it. "permed (curly) portia," (when I braid it and wear it wavy," "pressed portia," (when I just wear it wrapped or flat) ok...enough of that. wait, one more...the hair cut I have is called a "pixie cut,"..soooo "pixie portia" heehee! Oh I amuse myself sometimes...(someone has to!)

.: posted by Princess Portia 10:17 AM

Wednesday, January 16, 2002

Happy Happy joy joy...I found people willing to help me get my page situated. Yay! One step closer to creating a beautimous web page that no one will ever see. My weekend was rather un eventful..TOO uneventful if you ask me. What's worse, MTV had the freaking real world marathons on again...and I got trapped into watching like4 whole seasons. The trick is they go from one episode to another as sneakily as possible. If you aren't watching for the little ratingin the top corner, you won't realize that it's a new episode, thus another 30 minutes, so you just sit there, vegging and rotting your brain with excessively edited Gen-Y propoganda. Now don't get me wrong, it kicks all a$$, I would be more than willing to allow BMP to exploit me and own 5 months of my life on tape.."use me baby!" But yeah, so I got no booty this weekend, no inebriation, had some bomb booty chinese food...and that's about it...

.: posted by Princess Portia 12:21 PM

Quite an eventful evening...
I was supposed to meet up with my Clearwater friend, but as usual..I couldn't sit still, so I missed his, "I'm on my way," call. So I ended up going on my tri-weekly Denny's excursion with my depressed friend. We ended up ~WARNING:country moment~ going over to the fairgrounds where there having this RV supershow today (lol), and my friend showed me the inside of some of the really expensive ones. Oh my jesusmary&joseph, those mugs were NIIIIIIICE! I'm talking $500,000.00 and million dollar RV's, like the one's musicians take on tour and ish..I WANT ONE!!! Yes, yet another "thing" for me to add to me "when I get rich..." list. Hmm what else? Yesterday was my best friend's (Tiffany) birthday, I can't say what I got her, because she's not getting her gift until Saturday when I go up to O, and she might read this (ha!). I really need to apply the focus that I give to page building to other aspects of my life...like guys..umm grades. I thought of another Ramen recipe for my cookbook. I'm trying so hard to say soemthing of substance rather than just complaining...OH! RWlike 50 started last night...the cast was being all phony/friendly. And I had a lightbulb, two of the cast members (aneesa and her room mate..umm leeroy, theo...sumthin or another) are only 19, but they showed them drinking at the bar...hmmm...must be nice, I need to move to Canada (grits n' french fries)

.: posted by Princess Portia 9:44 AM

Tuesday, January 15, 2002

Hoorah! hoorah! I'm the page building princess...my page is slowly but surely becoming the ish...good then, I can start talking about something more interesting than blogger and freaking html...heheheheh. But ummm....ok...yeah...poor Tony Dungy

.: posted by Princess Portia 5:16 PM

Thursday, January 03, 2002

Whoop doop dee damm, the new year has arrived...Oh Joy! Just as I suspected this weekend was filled with twists and turns (no comment on the double meaning) but I think I`m getting old (haha) because I`m exhausted, and sore, and dehydrated from my ummm "partying" ok I`ve decided to make a dating diary web page (lol). Why you ask?
1. Nothing better to do at work
2.I find myself sooo amusing
3. can`t think of another reason
. But yeah, since my social life is so "thrilling" (extreme sarcasm) I`m going to do it. Hmm what else? oh! I saw 89 cent gas by my house...that was amazering. I went shopping on Friday, though I really shouldn`t have..I still owe people Christmas gifts and here I am buying sweaters for the freezing 60 degree artic temperatures here in Tampa. Ok, I`m tired of typing...one more thing...this feels like dejavu...